Squeezy Love

So what do you think 5 guys will do after a long, long, tiring day in university, dealing with a one day design project of a gabion wall next to a river bank?

- Plan to play dota the moment when step back home.
- Go 4 seasons and have a feast.
- Look at girls.
- Pinch each other's nipples.
- Verbally attack Wee Yow for no reasons.
- Talk cock (most of the time).
- Plan to study for exams (that's Vilex, we are lazy).
- Plan to play poker.
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Even I can't think of any more options now.

But it will never cross your mind (not even mine!) that we went to Whiteleys to buy colourful pillows.

PILLOWSSSS????? COLOURFUL SOMEMORE???!!!!

Yahhhhhhhh I know it sounds extremely gay-ish. Apart from gay-ish, its still gay-ish.

But these pillows are "claimed" to be therapy pillow. In fact they are not those squarish pillow. They are in shapes of bolster, heart, or even animal! They are extremely comfortable to hug. You can indulge yourself in a truly soft experience. This cozy piece of fluffiness is the perfect place to rest your head after a busy day of work. You can pamper yourself anywhere you want, as long as you have them.

I am not trying to sell them but this is what they are claimed to be. I have talked to someone who owns this kinda pillow and the response I got was:

Me: You sure this pillow is good?
Hxng Lxng: Yes! Very good! Make me feel gay every night...
Me: ....

Sorry I have tried to keep your anonymity as much as I can. lol.

Yup back to our pillow shopping. The pillows have been on sale in Whiteleys for some time and everytime when we pass by the store we will stop by and squeeze the pillows for a few times before walking off. Frankly, they are really very comfortable to be hugged, and squeezed too! =)

So there were 5 of us, planning to get in total 6 pillows, hoping for a bargain. We talked to the guy who were selling it, asked him what was the best price he could offer if we were buying 6.

He looked extremely stressed up, and called his boss because 5 macho guys wanted to buy cheaper pillows.

Us: So if we are buying 6 how cheap can u give?
Seller: I call my boss first. **^&^%%$$##^%% (In Spanish, I think)
Seller: Ok my boss said 65 for 6.
Us: If 60 we will buy now. Really.
Seller: No it is veli hard. I am not the boss. Veli hard. Really.

We stood there and had our discussion. Trying to give him more stress by talking louder and louder.

Seller: Ok I give u 63 pounds. I can tell my boss you all don't have enough money. OK?
Us (asking each other): err.... ok loh, you ok or not? I ok... if ok then buy la!

So in the end we fell for the extra 2 pounds off. We got in total 20 pounds off from the original price, I think. Not too bad coz its highly unlikely that we would get further discount in the future. You know, 5 guys going out together to buy 6 pillows.

After our pillow shopping, we went back home and had a snap shot of our new Squeezy Lover. Hahaa...

From left to right: Wee Yow's Beige, Gooman's Blue, Patrick's Black, Hong Ling's Yellow and Red

Top: Cheryl's hippoman from Gooman

These were what being said after our purchase:

Wee Yow: Diu I wanted darker colour so that I won't left any stain loh... Hahaha...
Me: I like blue.
Patrick: Eh how my pillow and the couch same colour? Can see in photo?
Hong Ling: Faster take picture! I wanna go back and webcam... My pillows are colourful...
Yinky: I think Vilex will buy one soon too.

Try them. They are really comfortable.