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Sunday, March 05, 2006

No Longer A Size Small







Cheryl and I went to Oxford Circus yesterday because we (more of her) could no longer resist the temptation of adding new items to our wardrobe. Expecting it to be a shopping spree (although I did'nt really have much capital to spend), we were actually disappointed that there was nothing worth to buy at all.


We went to Topshop, H&M, Esprit, Ben Sherman and etc, there were literally nothing that even made me try them on. The spring collections seemed to be so boring, the colour, the design, urghh... Not worth the price at all!

Then we ended up in Lilywhites because I wanted to buy some shorts for casual wearing at home, and to play sports as well. The thing I like about Lilywhites is they have non-stop sales 24/7. No matter when you go, who you go with, or what you wanna buy there, the price tags are always stapled with another colour tag indicating there is a 30%, 50% or 70% sales. WOohooo... Although things are still not dirt cheap but it kind of soothe the guilty feeling because I am buying things which are on sale! *wink*

When I stepped into the level selling various football jerseys and shorts, my heart beat increased because I saw so many jerseys waving to me. I was so tempted to buy the jerseys but somehow I resisted (proudly), ahaha... I proceeded to the section where all the shorts were displayed, started walking round and round to compare their quality and price.

I actually couldn't find something really satisfying because all the shorts seemed to be too short on me. I was thinking of getting something not too short, so that I won't expose too much of my sexy thighs to my housemates. They are gay, I wouldn't want to turn them on by even showing an inch of my sexy thighs. I have had enough of the groping everyday. *sob sob*

Thus, I opted for M-size, which the length was just nice on me, although I am a size S. I grabbed two Umbro shorts which I felt was comfortable to be worn, and went to the cashier to pay.



But one thing about these shorts are, although they are very comfortable to be worn at home or to play sports, I actually find the "inner-underwear" thingy annoying. Because I wear boxers everyday, the thing dislocates my boxers and I always have to put my hand inside my shorts to adjust my boxers. I know its obscene but of course I don't do it with anyone's attention, particularly my ham sap housemates.


I didn't have other better options because the good quality shorts were all equipped with these "inner-underwears". Therefor I still stick to buy them. But this time, I plan to cut them off so that I won't be annoyed by the dislocation of my boxer. Any other better alternatives?

Talking about boxers, yeah I went to Topshop also to get boxers because I needed to increase the amount of those that I have. I have been doing my laundry too regularly and most of the times are due to the running out of my boxers. I have actually 2 underwears to standby but man! Underwears are so uncomfortable!

So I bought 3 boxers which came in a pack. They are all in size S because I am so obvious to be a size S (OK I am talking about my waist, not there!!!).

Until I opened the pack, I found out the boxers seemed to be a bit bigger than those which I have. Then I realised something was wrong when I saw this:


I thought it was my careless mistake again for not looking properly at the size before choosing. I took the package out from my bin and looked carefully.


And more carefully again.


Then I looked back at my boxers, just to confirm that I didn't have buta ayam.


Damnnnn!!! Some jokers must have misplaced the size M boxers into a size S packing! I was wondering, why did I have to be the (un)lucky one to have chosen that package? That particular one that they made mistake on! I was so so lazy to go back there to change again. Thinking of giving it to Wee Yow, I tried one on instead and hey! I can wear M-size as well! Hahaha... Although they are a bit loose but the waist fit me fine! Looser means more air ventilation means more comfort! hahaha...

I know its not such a big thing to be proud of but from today onwards, I am no longer a size S. To be more specific, the lower part of my body is no longer a size S anymore! The size has increased! Weeee........

2 Comments:

  • I don't know whether to congratulate you or to go "eeyeeww" :P

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:25 AM  

  • .mei: both ll do both ll do... hehehe...

    By Blogger Gooman, at 10:45 PM  

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