Joke Of The Day
Ah Yao and Jiao Jiao were very good friends, and they both enjoyed hunting very much.
One day, they made an appointment to hunt in Taman Negara. Ah Yao was early. He waited for 30 minutes, until he saw Jiao Jiao appeared within his eyesight, holding his favourite AK 47.
Ah Yao : Oiii why are you late? I am gonna kick your ass today by hunting more animals than you!
Jiao Jiao : Sure bring it on! I always pawn you in DOTA I don't think you can kick my ass so easily! Muahaha...
Ah Yao: See how...
So they walked, and walked, and walked, looking for their hunting target. Until, suddenly, Jiao Jiao fell on the ground having difficulties breathing. He was suffocating when Ah Yao was so panic becaused he didn't know Jiao Jiao had heart problem.
Jiao Jiao : Call 911 p...pll....pleease.... I can't breathe... erhh... *fainted*
Ah Yao : You ok or not? Oh no... *start dialing 911 with his K750i*
911 Miss Cheryl : Hi this is emergency line what can I help you? Ambulance or Police?
Ah Yao : Ambulance! But I scared too late... My friend is suffocating and I have no idea what to do to help him!
911 Miss Cheryl has a bit of medical experience (she joined St. John for 2 weeks when she was in primary 1). So she tried to give him direction to help the victim through the phone.
911 Miss Cheryl : Alright don't be panic sir! First of all, I want you to make sure whether your friend is dead or not.
Ah Yao: Ok hang on wait...
After few seconds.... 911 Miss Cheryl heard a loud BANGGGGGGGG!!!!! followed by Ah Yao saying this.
Ah Yao : Ok I am sure now.
911 Miss Cheryl : ............................................
One day, they made an appointment to hunt in Taman Negara. Ah Yao was early. He waited for 30 minutes, until he saw Jiao Jiao appeared within his eyesight, holding his favourite AK 47.
Ah Yao : Oiii why are you late? I am gonna kick your ass today by hunting more animals than you!
Jiao Jiao : Sure bring it on! I always pawn you in DOTA I don't think you can kick my ass so easily! Muahaha...
Ah Yao: See how...
So they walked, and walked, and walked, looking for their hunting target. Until, suddenly, Jiao Jiao fell on the ground having difficulties breathing. He was suffocating when Ah Yao was so panic becaused he didn't know Jiao Jiao had heart problem.
Jiao Jiao : Call 911 p...pll....pleease.... I can't breathe... erhh... *fainted*
Ah Yao : You ok or not? Oh no... *start dialing 911 with his K750i*
911 Miss Cheryl : Hi this is emergency line what can I help you? Ambulance or Police?
Ah Yao : Ambulance! But I scared too late... My friend is suffocating and I have no idea what to do to help him!
911 Miss Cheryl has a bit of medical experience (she joined St. John for 2 weeks when she was in primary 1). So she tried to give him direction to help the victim through the phone.
911 Miss Cheryl : Alright don't be panic sir! First of all, I want you to make sure whether your friend is dead or not.
Ah Yao: Ok hang on wait...
After few seconds.... 911 Miss Cheryl heard a loud BANGGGGGGGG!!!!! followed by Ah Yao saying this.
Ah Yao : Ok I am sure now.
911 Miss Cheryl : ............................................
*Thanks Wee Yow for sharing jokes in Hyde Park today*
Tell me if you are not laughing. I ll tell Wee Yow. Thanks.
hahahahahha... =P
posted by Gooman at
4:36 AM
3 Comments:
Cheryl joined St John's in Std. 1?? Kakakakakak :P Good one Ah Goo! Btw, can you ask her to call me? :P
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Anonymous, at 7:58 AM
Ah Goo. This is not how I told you the story and the story is a bit off.
Blame ah goo if you find this not funny. This joke was voted the best jokes in the world.
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Anonymous, at 2:02 PM
mei: But i was in PBSM in like std 4-6 and then st john's in form 1 before joining girl guides. of course that was before i dsicovered my horror with blood.
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Anonymous, at 4:14 PM
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